Kids' Mischief Lovers Mugs

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Playing pig

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

The toothfairy

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Halloween health & safety.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Who made this mess?"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Why is your two-year old so quiet?

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

Urine sample

The cootie code!

Those bubble wrap kids.

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

'Mom, Jason is making negative robocalls about me!'

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

'Boy, when I get tall you'll have to put all of the breakable stuff really high.'

Petty thieves.