Vacation Mischief Lovers Mugs

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Playing pig

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Halloween health & safety.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"Nope. Godzilla stays near Japan. That's my wife."

Last day of school.

"Who made this mess?"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Everything on his list - see to it, wrinkly!"

Those bubble wrap kids.

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

HMS Pinafore

"What were those songs you were singing?"

'Guess which is our cabin.'

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'

Petty thieves.

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'