Vacation Mischief Lovers Gifts

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Halloween health & safety.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Last day of school.

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"Who made this mess?"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Everything on his list - see to it, wrinkly!"

Those bubble wrap kids.

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

"What were those songs you were singing?"

HMS Pinafore

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

'Guess which is our cabin.'

'It's ironic, though -- being naughty sure feels nice.'

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

(Death takes a working Holiday)

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'