Morning Mischief Lovers Gifts

'sunday chorus'

Playing pig

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Gesundheit!"

The Tooth Ferret

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Hallowe'en wake up call

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Halloween health & safety.

'Good morning!'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Rudolph Red Light District

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Who made this mess?"

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

HMS Pinafore

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"

The Cornucopia Trap

Petty thieves.

A bad idea...

Wife woken by husband shooting rabbits from the bedroom window

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'

'Oh, Edmund, I thought you loved me, but all you really wanted was... my nose!'

'Sure I can guarantee a 3 A.M. wake up call. Take my cat.'

'How can one person do so many stupid things?'