Morning Mischief Enthusiast Gifts

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

Hallowe'en wake up call

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

'Good morning!'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Rudolph Red Light District

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

'I gave you a few extra stitches - Your husband's idea, really!'

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"Nurse, you've mixed up the helium and oxygen again haven't you ?"

'Just what I always wanted.'

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"