Musical Mischief Aficionado Gifts

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

Occupational Hazards.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Restroom Practical Joke.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

Mozart swimming.

Other men just sing in the bath

Timpani for the devil

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

Pizzicato Polka

"There's something funny about those two."