Musical Mischief Aficionado Gifts

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Playing pig

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Occupational Hazards.

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Restroom Practical Joke.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

Other men just sing in the bath

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Rudolph Red Light District

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

Pizzicato Polka

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'