Musical Mischief Gifts

'Oh, how sweet! You're illegally downloading our song!'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Occupational Hazards.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

Rudolph Red Light District

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

Pizzicato Polka

The concert that never was. . .

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

'Who gave you that black eye?'

Diverting the Serenade of the Guitar Player

Tortured by music

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."