Musical Mischiefmakers Gifts

Pizzicato Polka

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

The Runaway Horse

Backfire

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Snow Devil

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Newt sale

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Resourceful toddler

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."