Musical Mischief Maker Gifts

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."

Why dinosaurs had no music.

"You couldn't just be a whistleblower, could you?"

Mandolin

Timpani for the devil

It was only when he heard the hissing that Neil realized it wasn't his beloved Alpine horn.

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

Musician

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

A guitarist turning amp up to 40

Mozart swimming.

"These exercises improve my dexterity and, as you know, a light touch is very important. It isn't easy being a pickpocket."

Cello Auditions

The concert that never was. . .

Boy kangaroo serenading girl kangaroo

Occupational Hazards.

'Let me refresh your memory. I ordered a crumpet! C-R-U-M-P-E-T.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

'there are two of them,,,,No, they're not really armed,,,'

Criminal tries to fool the police.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.