Melody Mischief-maker Gifts

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano Recital

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Guitar Man.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Eric Clapton.

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Artist and Musician

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Romantic Duet

Sir Edward Elgar

Jerry Lordan

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'