Midnight Mischief Maker Gifts

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Occupational Hazards.

Hallowe'en wake up call

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

God creates humans.

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'What's my fortune then?!

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Timpani for the devil

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Mozart swimming.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Good morning!'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Frankie the discount genie

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

A trap for Santa

The concert that never was. . .