"...and on line 14 you claim 42 arrows and a battle ax as pillaging expenses, but on line 50 you claim them again under arsenal depreciation."
Mythical Mischief Maker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the mythical mischief maker? Celebrate their playful imagination with unique, humorous items that bring out their mischievous side. From witty mugs to quirky t-shirts, find something that captures their creative spirit and love for fun antics. Add a touch of whimsy to their daily routine with gifts designed to entertain and surprise, making every day a bit more magical.
"Let's see how many times I can get this guy to use my name in vain."
A trap for Santa
God creates humans.
Image of devil on poster with caption 'Wanted Undead or Alive'.
Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.
"Well, it seems that St. Patrick didn't drive all the snakes out of Ireland."
"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"
Newt sale
'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'
"How the heck could you forget your sword?"
Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'
The Tooth Ferret
'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'
'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'
Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.
Knights
"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."
"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"
'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'
'What's my fortune then?!
'He wanted to be remembered this way.'
People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!
Frankie the discount genie
"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"
'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'
"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."
"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."
"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."
"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"
"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"
"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"
Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.
'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'
'No pennies.'
Mythical Mischief Maker Gifts Collection
Mythical Mischief Maker Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for mythical mischief makers that bring humor and charm to every coffee break.
Mythical Mischief Maker Pillows
Add some fun to their space with our whimsical pillows, designed for the creative mischief lover in your life.
Mythical Mischief Maker Prints
Bring whimsy into their home or office with our vibrant prints that celebrate the mythical mischief maker’s playful spirit.
Mythical Mischief Maker T-Shirts
Check out our playful T-shirts, crafted for those who love to showcase their mischievous and creative personality in everyday wear.