Morning Mischief Maker Gifts

'How can one person do so many stupid things?'

'Good morning!'

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Hallowe'en wake up call

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

God creates humans.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

A trap for Santa

Frankie the discount genie

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"