Meeting Mischief Maker Gifts

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

'Does anyone have any serious questions to raise regarding the first pack of my holiday snaps?'

"The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious giggling."

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Occupational Hazards.

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Hallowe'en wake up call

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

God creates humans.

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'Good morning!'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

A trap for Santa

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Frankie the discount genie

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

The concert that never was. . .

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.