Meeting Mischief Maker Pillows

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

'Does anyone have any serious questions to raise regarding the first pack of my holiday snaps?'

"The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious giggling."

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Occupational Hazards.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

God creates humans.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Mozart swimming.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Timpani for the devil

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'Good morning!'

Frankie the discount genie

A trap for Santa

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

The concert that never was. . .

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.