Mindful Mischief Maker Pillows

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

God creates humans.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

Frankie the discount genie

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

A trap for Santa

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'No pennies.'