Morning Mischief Maker Pillows

'How can one person do so many stupid things?'

'Good morning!'

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Hallowe'en wake up call

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Occupational Hazards.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

God creates humans.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Mozart swimming.

Timpani for the devil

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

Frankie the discount genie

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

A trap for Santa

The concert that never was. . .

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'