Musical Mischief-makers Gifts

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

Accordion Duet

" 'Over there, over there...' "

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Photobooth Photobomb

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Occupational Hazards.

"I think we both know who did it...."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"My dad ate my homework."

Doggie Bowl Drill

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'