Musical Mischief Pillows

'Oh, how sweet! You're illegally downloading our song!'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Occupational Hazards.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

Timpani for the devil

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Mozart swimming.

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

Pizzicato Polka

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

'Who gave you that black eye?'

The concert that never was. . .

Diverting the Serenade of the Guitar Player

Tortured by music

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

Mandolin