Music Mischief Gifts

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Occupational Hazards.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

Pizzicato Polka

The concert that never was. . .

'Who gave you that black eye?'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

At The Skinny Customer Restaurant

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

Mandolin

"You couldn't just be a whistleblower, could you?"