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"I've decided to be an organ donor."

Nope, not what I thought you meant by "piano bar."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Occupational Hazards.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

Mozart swimming.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Rudolph Red Light District

Timpani for the devil

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Pizzicato Polka

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

At The Skinny Customer Restaurant

The concert that never was. . .

'Who gave you that black eye?'

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"