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This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Occupational Hazards.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

God creates humans.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

Pizzicato Polka

A trap for Santa

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

The concert that never was. . .

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"