Melody Mess-maker T-Shirts

"Come on... The song wasn't that bad."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Music downloads

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Guitar Man.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Artist and Musician

Musical notes bubble gum.

Six jazz instruments.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Romantic Duet

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'