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Mandolin Players At Dinner

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

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“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

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Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Occupational Hazards.

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."