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Jackson Pollock as a child

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

The Painter

Instant art

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Child doing the washing up

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I need something to spill.'

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Mandolin Players At Dinner

The Creative Process

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"