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'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

The Runaway Horse

Backfire

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Snow Devil

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Resourceful toddler

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."