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"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

Instant art

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Steadman - The Early Years.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I need something to spill.'

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

The Creative Process

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