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'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Kneaded Eraser

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

'This is my natural habitat.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'...and this is the Mess.'

Instant art

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Untidy bedroom

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'