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"He has some food issues."

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'This is my natural habitat.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Untidy bedroom

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Cool game!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."