Little Mess Master Gifts

"He has some food issues."

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Untidy bedroom

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Cool game!"