Master Of Mess Gifts

"Have you seen my other sock?"

Face painting.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Save us!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Houdini's infancy.

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

DIY expert.

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Out and In.

"Cool game!"

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal