Master Of Mess Gifts

"Have you seen my other sock?"

Face painting.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Save us!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'...and this is the Mess.'

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

Untidy bedroom

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Houdini's infancy.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Cool game!"

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

DIY expert.

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Out and In.

Mess Hall. The new recruit was assigned to kitchen duty. We have a private chef!

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'