Mess Masters Gifts

Is clutter necessary?

"I know it is of this earth!..."

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Happy now?'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

Mess Hall. The new recruit was assigned to kitchen duty. We have a private chef!

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"Cool game!"

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

'I'm all about quantity.'