Mess Mastermind Gifts

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Face painting.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Untidy bedroom

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"Cool game!"