Mess Master Gifts

"Come on in—sorry about the mess, we're just in the middle of not caring anymore."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

When I try doing stuff I like doing. . . When I stop trying.

"Have you got anything that'll clean s**t off a fan?"

"Well, one person's mess is another person's immersive experience."

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Just completed a spot check on your office Arnold, and quite frankly, it's a pigsty!"

I don't need that anymore. Don't know why I've been hanging on to this. Junk mail and more junk mail. This has been broken for years. Ernie, that's not what's meant when it's said you can declutter your life by "tossing" the things you no longer need or use.

"I'm afraid it's a bit of a fixer upper."

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

Blood on the slacks.

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

'Why let sleeping dogs lie when all you have to do is wake them up to get the truth.'

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

Untidy bedroom

'He's at the awkward age - out of diapers and into everything else.

People, mom's coming home soon. We need to stop thinking 'excitement' and starting thinking 'excuses'!!!

'Hi, Mom! Look at all the rich top soil I brought home!'

Face painting.

'I think this is area 52.'

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"