Mess Management Master Gifts

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

Captain Pointy No.25 - Mistake to give Spasm Man the tray

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Untidy bedroom

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

'The cat did it.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'