Mess Management Pro Gifts

"Just a sec honey...Mommy has to cut this up into little pieces, so the vacuum can pick it up easier."

'The cat did it.'

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'...and this is the Mess.'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Untidy bedroom

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."