Mess Management Pro Pillows

"Just a sec honey...Mommy has to cut this up into little pieces, so the vacuum can pick it up easier."

'The cat did it.'

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."