Secret Mess Master Gifts

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Happy now?'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Untidy bedroom

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

Mess Hall. The new recruit was assigned to kitchen duty. We have a private chef!

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"Cool game!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'