Master Of Mini-mess Gifts

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Remote control pirate bully

Baby Piano

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Violin Player

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Take a bow!

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

A child busking

Untidy bedroom

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Little Piano

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.