Master Of Mini-mess Mugs

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Remote control pirate bully

Baby Piano

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Violin Player

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Take a bow!

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'...and this is the Mess.'

A child busking

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Untidy bedroom

Little Piano

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Children playing percussion instruments.