Mini Mess Manager Mugs

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'...and this is the Mess.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Untidy bedroom

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."