Mess Management Mugs

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Untidy bedroom

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'The cat did it.'

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."