Mini Mess Manager Prints

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Happy now?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'This is my natural habitat.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

Untidy bedroom

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'