Mess Manager Prints

A daily routine gives you the advantage of knowing what to expect tomorrow.

"Judging by the strange mold coming from his room, I'm guessing it's either old pizza or something similar in nature."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'And this of course is the bedroom.'

'Mom, how do you remove ink remover?'

"My kid gives new meaning to the term 'deep pile carpet'."

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"Now do you understand why we offer cash, a vacation and other incentives to babysit him?"

"It would seem running without scissors isn't much safer."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

A skip or dumpster full of junk

"Well, I live in a pigsty, so, unlike you, I don't really notice much change when my kids become teenagers..."

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Happy Birthday MUM!

'Count the kids.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Kids create two kinds of dirt: dark dirt that collects on light furniture and light dirt that collects on dark furniture.'

'That dog is driving me nuts with his fetchings!'

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'