Mess Management Enthusiast Prints

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"It's been brought to my attention that your cubicle has only a two out of five rating on Tripadvisor."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'The cat did it.'

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

'I'm all about quantity.'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'