Mess Management Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"It's been brought to my attention that your cubicle has only a two out of five rating on Tripadvisor."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'The cat did it.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

"Boss, the cleaning lady is here with her leaf blower to tidy up your office."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'