Mess Prevention Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Dont worry; that's not a ketchup stain. It's just blood.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Raptures

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

In the art gallery

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'