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"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Hey! There's no soap in here."

Spring Cleaning

'How many times do I have to tell you? No more trails of breadcrumbs!

Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.

'Honey, I think our 3-second rule should just apply to food.'

Being an extreme germaphobe, Philip tended tended to startle people when he met them.

Chimney sweep sees an advertisement for a Turkish bath

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

'I have found $80,000 under the cushions.'

'Well, it just sounds like a common cold to me. I wonder why you bothered calling.'

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

'Lieberman finally got around to clearing off his desk and there they were.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Window cleaner high up washing a buildings window. Man leaning out of the window asking him to clean his glasses.

Scrutiny on the Bounty

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

'Sorry I'm late...but my mother made me clean my room.'

"I did take a bath, I just didn't say when."

"Is the house ready for Christmas? It was until you just walked in."

After party skid-mark remover.

'Okay son - it's time to recycle.'

Tourist Information.

'Let me introduce the new wonder commodity, called soap.'

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

'Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea.'

"I took 30 showers today, so I'm good for the month."

"The white buffalo protects us from evil spirits and brings good fortune in the harvest, but it's almost impossible to keep clean."

"They're not dingy, Mother, they're unbleached."

"I'd invite you in, but I have a white couch."

The Messy Sink

Super glue hoovering

"Will text you later. I'm washing my hands right now."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"What makes you think I p-p-peed on the floor?"