Cleanliness Enthusiast Mugs

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Hey! There's no soap in here."

"Whoever did this crime sure made a mess of the place. But not to worry...I got it all cleaned up for you guys."

'How many times do I have to tell you? No more trails of breadcrumbs!

Spring Cleaning

Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

'Honey, I think our 3-second rule should just apply to food.'

Being an extreme germaphobe, Philip tended tended to startle people when he met them.

'Well, it just sounds like a common cold to me. I wonder why you bothered calling.'

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

'I have found $80,000 under the cushions.'

Window cleaner high up washing a buildings window. Man leaning out of the window asking him to clean his glasses.

Chimney sweep sees an advertisement for a Turkish bath

'Lieberman finally got around to clearing off his desk and there they were.'

Mom Spit Cleaner.

Scrutiny on the Bounty

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

Tourist Information.

'Sorry I'm late...but my mother made me clean my room.'

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

"I took 30 showers today, so I'm good for the month."

"I did take a bath, I just didn't say when."

After party skid-mark remover.

'Okay son - it's time to recycle.'

'Let me introduce the new wonder commodity, called soap.'

"Is the house ready for Christmas? It was until you just walked in."

'Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea.'

"Throw in the towel..."

"Shoes off sofa... Shoes off sofa... Shoes off sofa..."

"Oh, sure, it's nice to pick up after them....It's just, you don't have a dog."

"What makes you think I p-p-peed on the floor?"

"You know, I kinda like having clean hands - makes a change."