Cleanliness Lover Mugs

'Sylvia! Sylvia!! Go easy with the bubble-bath!'

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?'

Out of the shower

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'Caw blimey!'

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"